Every now and then I come across something that is totally hilarious. If you are any bit geeky, you need to see this!
A few favorites:
- When Bruce Schneier observes a quantum particle, it remains in the same state until he has finished observing it.
- Bruce Schneier can see SHA-256 collisions by holding a hash up to a mirror and crossing his eyes.
- Santa Clause doesn’t know if Bruce Schneier has been good or bad.
- Bruce Schneier can break elliptic curve cryptography by bending it to a circle.
- If Bruce Schneier wants your plaintext, he’ll just squeeze it out of the ciphertext using his barehands.
