{"id":1401,"date":"2009-06-22T11:26:51","date_gmt":"2009-06-22T17:26:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ironwil.net\/writings\/?p=230"},"modified":"2014-10-22T14:42:03","modified_gmt":"2014-10-22T14:42:03","slug":"keeping-my-balance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ironwil.net\/cs\/2009\/06\/keeping-my-balance\/","title":{"rendered":"Keeping my Balance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Saturday was a busy day for my family.\u00a0 The wife had to work and she left me a few erands to run.\u00a0 I needed to take out the trash, run to Safeway for some Italian Soda, and then wash the boys &amp; myself; and then get to the wedding on time.\u00a0 This didn&#8217;t sound to bad, I had about 4 hours.<\/p>\n<p>Everything went smoothly until it was time to get everyone cleaned up.\u00a0 Now, like many parent with kids under 3 it is very likely to shower &amp; bath them at the same time.\u00a0 Today, I put both boys in the shower with me.\u00a0 I was making great progress too!\u00a0 I was clean and then washed the youngest &amp; had all but the oldest hair washed &amp; teeth brushed.\u00a0 He didn&#8217;t want to have his hair washed &#8211; most kids don&#8217;t.\u00a0 So, while holding the younger kid in my left arm, I bent down [in a squat] and procedded to wash the older son&#8217;s hair.\u00a0 That is when I lost my balance.\u00a0 I slipped and fell landing on my crack and a bulldozer.\u00a0 Needless to say &#8211; I am fine &amp; so are the boys; however, the bulldozer didn&#8217;t make it.<\/p>\n<p>When I fell, my right foot glanced off my son&#8217;s side, no harm or direct hit . . . he looked up all upset and then said, &#8220;Daddy are you getting a bath with us?&#8221;.\u00a0 I laughed and said no.\u00a0 Soon, I was back on my feet and we were headed out the door for the wedding.<\/p>\n<p>The funniest part was my SILs reaction to the story.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">iron wil<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saturday was a busy day for my family.\u00a0 The wife had to work and she left me a few erands to run.\u00a0 I needed to take out the trash, run to Safeway for some Italian Soda, and then wash the boys &amp; myself; and then get to the wedding on time.\u00a0 This didn&#8217;t sound to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[54,388],"class_list":["post-1401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-story","tag-family","tag-fatherhood"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ironwil.net\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ironwil.net\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ironwil.net\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ironwil.net\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ironwil.net\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1401"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.ironwil.net\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1919,"href":"http:\/\/www.ironwil.net\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401\/revisions\/1919"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ironwil.net\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ironwil.net\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ironwil.net\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}